Aoife and Orla speaking. We like rugby a lot. Especially that French stuff. But we're Irish and extra-specially awesome.

knockmeforsix asked: I'm going to warm to my theme - Henry Chavancy ^^

  • How I feel about this character player

Far too round and squishy.

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character player

… Me? 

Jonathan Wisniewski. They go so far back and they are both ridiculous gigglers- I’d also say there’s always a party and/or a prank going on when they’re around. They are going to be torn apart next year and it will hurt so much. DAMMIT SEXTON. 

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character player

Him and his team. Captain Commander Chavancy ^_^ No but seriously: he has played for Racing all his life and that’s pretty unusual in top-flight rugby (like Toulouse is the huge exception but few of their players have been there right from the start).

  • My unpopular opinion about this character player

Same as Benoit- I feel he should have had more recognition. He’s lost a little of the flair he had when I first started watching him but he used to be so gooooood

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with thischaracter player in canon.

That we will be drinking buddies. He would be a superb drinking buddy.

That they’d left his picture in DDS and it was such a hoot that they signed him up for every year. 

knockmeforsix asked: Balls, my fingers slipped, sorry! I was going to say, let's try and go outside Montpellier and go for Bernard le Roux.

  • How I feel about this character player

Ohhhh soooo cuuuuuuuute :3 He looks like such a happy-go-lucky kinda guy. He’s the guy you bring home to your mum. 

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character player

After their little trip- him and Wenceslas. But I think the little thing he has going on with Lydiate is the best ^_^

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character player

Just that whole united group of South African rugby players in Paris. They make me so happy.

Also him and Sexton. I find the Irish crew very hard to ship romantically with anyone (apart from Heaslip/Healy) but I love that little friendship they have going on- Jonny’s being well looked after!

  • My unpopular opinion about this character player

… He does strike me as being a bit dim.

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with thischaracter player in canon.

One day he’ll do a post-match interview in French and giggle us all to death.

 

 

csrugbyworld asked: François Trinh-Duc, the man who brought you here and well, requested this afternoon ;)

  • How I feel about this character player

HE IS SO EXCITING TO WATCH. You never know what you’ll get with all his trickery-flickery and such. Kicking fly-halves are the demand of the day but I do love one that’s not afraid to run.

Someone who can look so happy should never ever be allowed to make the sad faces he does. :( 

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character player

Only everyone. He and Fufu are on a par with Vince/Clem (and go even further back). But I can’t help feeling that everyone has fancied him a bit at some point. How could you not be a little bit in love with that dopey cuddly-ness

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character player

Him and Fabien Galthie. I just love the way Fabien gets so protective of him and has always had that faith in him- I like to think that he took him under his wing a bit too when all that bad stuff was going around about him. Tbh I also feel like they share a sense of humor and/or mood swings.

  • My unpopular opinion about this character player

Marc Lievremont is a dickhead. 

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with thischaracter player in canon.

That he’d got that kick to win the RWC final and no one ever EVER dared to question him again.

 

caravanslost asked: Benoit Paillaugue!

  • How I feel about this character player

SQUISHY MC SQUISH-FLUFF

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character player

I don’t really ship him with anyone per se but you can tell by the way he looks at Fufu/Fouass that he just wants in that relationship.

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character player

Him and anyone over six foot.

  • My unpopular opinion about this character player

Is it possible to have unpopular opinions on Benoit? Possibly that I think he’s one of- if not the- most underrated player(s) in the league. I mean… Pelissie is good… buuuuuuuut…

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with thischaracter player in canon.

The Benjamin Kayser Incident. ^_^

That he will grow his hair back and then take out insurance on it.

Also that he would get called up for France. Not to play necessarily- more so he’ll get interviewed on the FFR Dailymotion channel and be all chuffed and proud and so then I can melt.

 

GIVE ME A CHARACTER, NO PLAYER

and I’ll break them down:

  • How I feel about this character player
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character player
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character player
  • My unpopular opinion about this character player
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character player in canon.

(Source: apriki, via csrugbyworld)

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

(via csrugbyworld)

csrugbyworld:

and then you have the coach

they were having such a nice little cuddle on that bench